LARRY
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This week on 
Larry King Live:
Monday:
Vladimir Putin
Tuesday:
Ken Wahl
Wednesday:
Jabba the Hutt
Thursday:
Mookie Wilson
Friday:
Brigitte Nielsen
You know the fix is in if the National Spelling Bee Champion is sponsored by "The Daily Planet"...Was that really the late Tip O'Neill I saw grand marshalling the annual Gay Pride parade in Kalamazoo, Michigan recently?...The best part of getting it on with mean Anne Robinson from "The Weakest Link" has just got to be the spankings...The more I try it, the more I love huffing...I hear Don Kirshner is bringing back his eponymous "Rock Concert" program. In addition to Don's studio introductions, David Horowitz and Paula Poundstone will host...Is there a product Gladys Knight won't do a commercial for?...I hear Lyme Disease has gotten so bad, you can now get it from the ticks on a clock...That fruit stand that Sheena Easton operates out by the interstate is apricot heaven!...When I hear that Louie Nye never got an Emmy Award for his vivid portrayal of "Sonny Drysdale" on "The Beverly Hillbillies," I want to climb a tower with an AK-47...Citing a fear of germs, Cyd Charisse has placed a personal moratorium on dancing cheek-to-cheek...Whoever invented thinga-ma-jigs is a genius!...Memo to Sister Souljah: You go, girl!...There's something incredibly erotic about doilies...Kudos to Sir Ian McKellen for a marvelous job of narrating that spellbinding 6-hour Discovery Channel mini-series on the history of CD storage racks...Now that she's got her degree, Vanessa Del Rio is giving up porno flicks to become a parole officer...Those naked lady ball-point pens never fail to fascinate me...Don Cornelius tells me he's working up the script for a "Soul Train" movie. I've seen an early draft and can tell you the Scrambleboard scene is killer stuff...Speaking of which, what has that marvelous dance troupe, The Lockers, been up to lately?...Don't you miss Eddy Arnold in those folksy Log Cabin Syrup commercials?...If you want "disheveled," you want "Supercop" Frank Serpico...When I dial 911 and the operator wants my address, it ticks me off big time...I love "Freebie" but hate "the Bean"...Ran into Spalding Gray down at the unemployment office the other day; Since when is there downsizing in the monologue industry?...The definition of fun is hocking a luggie off of the Great Wall of China, followed closely by filling out a Census Form naked.