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was had by all at the annual fundraiser of the Larry King Cardiac Foundation's
Gary, Indiana chapter. Of course, I emceed the event with Peter Coyote
providing narraration of my emceeing. Among the guests: Barry Levinson,
Justine Bateman, Winnie Mandela, Tama Janowitz and
George Kennedy (and yes, gang, heis breath was great!)...Memo to
Richard Greico: You are the wind beneath my wings...I hear that
my pal, Erica Kane, is leaving her post as editor of "Tempo"
magazine...Whoever invented glands is a genius!...ABC's new "Monday
Night Football" announcing team of Art Garfunkel, R. Crumb
and Twiggy sounds like a winner...Were he not dead for the past
few decades, I would swear that Marty Robbins has been tampering
with my mail...Despite filing for divorce, friends say that Patti LuPone
and Dr. Dre are working things out...Those varicose veins on Prince
Ranier of Monaco's legs spell out "#1 Billy Ocean" fan...What
in the hell was Sylvia Plath's problem?...Any product that includes
"Oxy" in the name is as good as sold to me...You look uo the word "dignitary"
in the dictionary, you get a picture of Mick Fleetwood..."Jon
Cryer" and "bad movie" simply do not exist in the same sentence...I
hear that former Secretary of State Warren Christopher and Britt
Ekland are dating up a storm...I'm going to make myself a sandwich,
want one?...No one shaves their nether regions as neatly as Gina Lollobrigida...I
don't know what it is about New Orleans that makes me pine for Yvette
Mimieux, but it does...I get asked this question over and over again,
so hear's the answer: Yes, my CNN "Larry King Live" show's set background
is actually a thousand Lite-Brites stacked together...After much
psychic counseling with Dionne Warwick and Linda Georgian,
Heather Thomas has revealed to me that Jack Albertson was
the Zodiac Killer...I see Paris, I see France, I see
Chick Corea's underpants...A word to the wise: If you're dining
at Michael Caine's house, expect to discover a few kinky hairs in
your food...Speaking to me from the grave, Telly Savalas, tells
me that the whole Player's Club thing was a scam...The UPN Network
lost me as a viewer the day that cancelled "Platypus Man"...Was
there ever a sexier NFL head coach than former Raiders and
Seahawks sideline prowler Tom Flores?...Mehears that Lance
Bass is out and Merle Haggard is in as n'sync shuffles
its lineup...Monty Hall is whispering to pals that Lipton Tea
has lost its briskness...Mr. T tells me he's currently working on
the role of his career and expects an Oscar nod when his portrayal
in the title role in "The Sebastian Cabot Story" hits the big screen.
I pity the poor fool who misses this one! |
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