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This week on 
Larry King Live:
Monday:
Sen. Trent Lott
Tuesday:
Dick Van Patten
Wednesday:
Jor-El
Thursday:
Nelson Muntz
Friday:
Speedy
Will Kid 'N' Play get off their asses and make a new "House Party" movie already?...There is nothing, I mean nothing, as sensual as a cat in heat...Doesn't "This Old House" carpenter extraordinaire Norm Abram fill out a flannel shirt like no other?...My spies tell me that Lorenzo Lamas is talking with producers about staging a musical version of his "Renegade" TV series on Broadway...I hate people who have "moxie"...If Earth is ever invaded and taken over by space aliens, my money's on it being the Jupiterians...The eye chart at my optometrist's office is one helluva good read...The Jack of Clubs remains my favorite playing card...I once ran into Neil Patrick Harris, TV's "Doogie Howser, M.D.," and asked him about a welt on my neck; the kid was clueless...It was my esteemed pleasure to recently serve as a celebrity tasting judge on Japanese TV's "Iron Chef" show (Along with Rodan). The theme ingredients were conger eel and phlegm and, boy, were the dishes yummy!...I guess money can buy anything!; I hear Adnan Khashoggi is now the bass player for Hanson...Much to the chagrin of bleeding hearts everywhere, I operate a South American slave labor sweatshop where children work 21 hour days, at five cents per, trying to open Tylenol bottles...I like ABC's plan to bring back "The Mod Squad" with Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs, Betty Buckley and Space Ghost as the leads...If you are at a karaoke bar and the vocalist happens to be Andrew "Dice" Clay and the song is "Boogie Oogie Oogie," you are in for a treat, my friend...While implying that they're "just friends," I nevertheless hear that Tommy Tune and Charlie Daniels are closerthanthis...Nothing oozes class quite like a Cadillac with a gun rack in the rear window...Based on my own personal survey, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has not only the hairiest boogers, but the bloodiest as well...Would somebody please tell the marvelous, stuffy actor Ralph Fiennes that his name is not pronounced "Wraif"? On a similar note, gang: R.I.F. still means "Reading is Fundamental". You illiterates out there, never mind...You haven't lived until you've had a haircut from Chad Everett...If the project is termed as "ill-advised," then it's ok in my book...I hear CBS is in serious discussions for Henry Rollins to take over anchor chores on "The CBS Evening News" should Dan Rather drop dead...Memo to Roy Scheider: Why the long face?...They just don't make great movies like "Macon County Jail" anymore...When is the next Skeeter Davis album coming out? Just asking, gang...