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This week on
Larry King Live: |
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Monday:
Shimon Peres |
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Tuesday:
Grandma Klump |
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Wednesday:
Stanley Livingston |
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Thursday:
Stanley Cup |
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Friday:
Dwayne F. Schneider |
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If you are
a celebrity, you do not want to miss the upcoming gala opening of the Akron,
Ohio Planet Brooklyn, the chain of nightclub/restaurants I co-founded
with my childhood friends Antonio Banderas, Elroy Hirsch
and Carnie Wilson. Entertainment will be provided by Depeche
Mode and the-always-knee-slappingly-funny Jack Carter. The already
R.S.V.P.-ed includes Trini Lopez, Itchy & Scratchy and
Lucy Lawless. Try the Memphis-style, hot-n-spicy matzo ball
soup and thank me later...Now that we've adjusted to living in a new century,
I think it's high time we select the three most important people of the
20th century. Here's my choices: 1) Einstein, 2) Sinatra,
3) Urkel...Don't you miss Norm Crosby's wonderful malaprops?...I'm
happy to announce that my 1982 book, "King By King," is soon to
be a major motion picture. Shooting starts soon with a great cast, including
Talia
Shire,
Mickey Rourke and Donna Pescow...Madison Avenue's
greatest triumph of all-time continues to be Brenda Vaccaro hawking
Playtex Tampons...My favorite Crayola Crayon alwys has been,
always will be Burnt Sienna...You gotta figure those Fitness
America competitions are fixed when the late reggae star Peter Tosh
wins first runner-up...I gotta tell you that when it comes to Gabor
sisters, there wasn't a lousy lay in the bunch (and I oughta know,
'cause I done 'em all)...While chatting backstage at a recent Carolina
Herrera fashion show, Charles S. Dutton and I hatched a billion-dollar
idea: Have the surviving members of the Village People re-form,
get sex-change operations and record a single called, "Y.W.C.A."...No
one launders money quite as well as Martin Milner...The best-smelling
public restrooms are always the ones at local fire halls...I worry when
the former leader of Sha Na Na, Bowser, tells me that the
hopes of a reunion by the '50's cover group "lies in the world of Faye
Resnick"...If you're one of those nuts who's turned on by having unnecessary
surgery, try a spleenectomy and thank me later...You haven't lived until
you've been in a bowling league with Marjoe Gortner...I was a recent
guest at Trump's Castle in Atlantic City and was shocked
to see nary a jester in the joint...Is
Jenny Piccolo from "Happy
Days" related to the late Chicago Bear Brian Piccolo of "Brian's
Song" fame? Just wondering, gang...When it comes to raves, I love the
xstacy and hate the glowsticks...I hear that Wonder Woman is pondering
a lawsuit against the U.S. Military. The golden lariated one is
questioning whether they stole stealth technology from her invisible plane...Whoever
invented beverages is a genius!...Instead of that bulky desk microphone
I use on my CNN "Larry King Live" show, I'd love to use one of those
face mikes that aerobic instructors and telemarketers favor....Memo to
Charlene Tilton: I found your I.U.D. |
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