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This week on 
Larry King Live:
Monday:
Shimon Peres 
Tuesday:
Grandma Klump
Wednesday:
Stanley Livingston
Thursday:
Stanley Cup
Friday:
Dwayne F. Schneider
If you are a celebrity, you do not want to miss the upcoming gala opening of the Akron, Ohio Planet Brooklyn, the chain of nightclub/restaurants I co-founded with my childhood friends Antonio Banderas, Elroy Hirsch and Carnie Wilson. Entertainment will be provided by Depeche Mode and the-always-knee-slappingly-funny Jack Carter. The already R.S.V.P.-ed includes Trini Lopez, Itchy & Scratchy and Lucy Lawless. Try the Memphis-style, hot-n-spicy matzo ball soup and thank me later...Now that we've adjusted to living in a new century, I think it's high time we select the three most important people of the 20th century. Here's my choices: 1) Einstein, 2) Sinatra, 3) Urkel...Don't you miss Norm Crosby's wonderful malaprops?...I'm happy to announce that my 1982 book, "King By King," is soon to be a major motion picture. Shooting starts soon with a great cast, including Talia Shire, Mickey Rourke and Donna Pescow...Madison Avenue's greatest triumph of all-time continues to be Brenda Vaccaro hawking Playtex Tampons...My favorite Crayola Crayon alwys has been, always will be Burnt Sienna...You gotta figure those Fitness America competitions are fixed when the late reggae star Peter Tosh wins first runner-up...I gotta tell you that when it comes to Gabor sisters, there wasn't a lousy lay in the bunch (and I oughta know, 'cause I done 'em all)...While chatting backstage at a recent Carolina Herrera fashion show, Charles S. Dutton and I hatched a billion-dollar idea: Have the surviving members of the Village People re-form, get sex-change operations and record a single called, "Y.W.C.A."...No one launders money quite as well as Martin Milner...The best-smelling public restrooms are always the ones at local fire halls...I worry when the former leader of Sha Na Na, Bowser, tells me that the hopes of a reunion by the '50's cover group "lies in the world of Faye Resnick"...If you're one of those nuts who's turned on by having unnecessary surgery, try a spleenectomy and thank me later...You haven't lived until you've been in a bowling league with Marjoe Gortner...I was a recent guest at Trump's Castle in Atlantic City and was shocked to see nary a jester in the joint...Is Jenny Piccolo from "Happy Days" related to the late Chicago Bear Brian Piccolo of "Brian's Song" fame? Just wondering, gang...When it comes to raves, I love the xstacy and hate the glowsticks...I hear that Wonder Woman is pondering a lawsuit against the U.S. Military. The golden lariated one is questioning whether they stole stealth technology from her invisible plane...Whoever invented beverages is a genius!...Instead of that bulky desk microphone I use on my CNN "Larry King Live" show, I'd love to use one of those face mikes that aerobic instructors and telemarketers favor....Memo to Charlene Tilton: I found your I.U.D.