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This week on 
Larry King Live:
Monday:
John Ashcroft
Tuesday:
Jerry Orbach
Wednesday:
Ron Jeremy
Thursday:
Sylvester Pez
Friday:
Chairman Kaga
I can assure you that Kevin Costner's story about the late Princess Diana agreeing to star in a "Bodyguard" sequel is pure bullshit. However, I do know for a fact that just prior to her untimely passing, The Princess of Wales had inked a pact to join the cast of "Malcolm and Eddie"...Speaking of great performances we'll never get to see, I heard that the ex-"M*A*S*H" nitwit and now-dead Larry Linville was signed to take the lead in the much-anticipated "Action Jackson 2"...You eyes are not decieving you; that is a blacklight poster of Jimi Hendrix we've added to my "Larry King Live" CNN show...It still amazes me that Chubby Checker and I were the only two to survive the Hindenberg explosion and crash...In his spare time, Gary Busey enjoys rewinding videotapes...Whoever invented t-shirts is a genius!...Docs performing my latest angioplasty were surprised to find the cap to a Flair pen lodged next to my right ventricle...If the cheese is Velveeta, make mine an extra huge slab, please...Memo to Anthony Newley: My sincerest apologies for hocking a lugie on your grave...I hear future NFL Hall of Famer and aspiring musician John Elway is set to take over keyboard chores on the upcoming Uriah Heep reunion tour...Otherwise a classy gent, the late Rex Harrison loved removing his glass eye and beaning passersby with it...Count me as one who believes mirrors are the work of the Devil...Games shows don't get any more challenging than "Press Your Luck"...On the advice of his cardiologist, that cute kid from "Jerry Maguire" is down to a pack and a half of Chesterfields a day...I hear the Pillsbury Doughboy is dating up a storm with Chita Rivera...Damn! Arthritis has forced Rosey Grier to give up needlepoint...Is there a better fantasy threesome than Grace Jones and the Indigo Girls?...Amazing but true fact: The Doobie Brothers are not related at all...Found: Jimmy Hoffa's remains in Joel Grey's freezer...Was there ever a greater mystic than Doctor Bombay on "Bewitched"?...What in the hell does the Blue Man Group do anyway?...I love coasters! The putting-a-drink-on-it-kind, not the amusement park kind...It's been kept hush-hush, but Nancy Reagan was recently booked and charged after being caught shoplifting a pack of Skittles from a Palm Springs 7-11...Monteal Alouettes all the way in the CFL this year, gang. I got a feeling.