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This week on 
Larry King Live:
Monday:
Gore Vidal
Tuesday:
Lil' Bow Wow
Wednesday:
Harry Potter
Thursday:
Christopher Lee
Friday:
Flea
Am I alone in thinking that Fredo Corleone would have been one hell of a Godfather, if given the chance?...If I ever had one thing in my life I could take back, it would be pulling a knife on Roy Firestone in the midst of a heated argument over whether "Mission: Impossible" or "Vega$" was Greg Morris' best work...Lady Elaine from "Mister Roger's Neighborhood" remains the one that got away when it comes to my affairs of the heart...Memo to George Segal: Stop it with the banjo now or I'll shove it up your ass...No one ever committed suicide with as much class as Joan Rivers' late husband Edgar Rosenberg...What's the deal with Bruce Springsteen and New Jersey?...This just in: The Spice Girls are pondering adding George Plimpton as a new member; He'd be known as "Paper Spice"...Say what you will about them, I've never met a gypsy that's steered me wrong...Murray Langston, "The Unknown Comic," hasn't lost a step; He's currently wowing crowds as the warmup act on The Rev. Billy Graham's latest evangelical tour...As you may or may not know, I am an ebay addict. My latest spree netted a pair of Richard Hatch's "Survivor" swimming drawers, an autographed black & white glossy of Vicki Lawrence, a 1979 Topps' Darrell Porter baseball card and a copy of the script of "Joe Dirt" (Autographed by David Spade himself-natch)...Am I alone in thinking that "writer's block" should be punishable by law?...Lost in all of the hubub over Audra Lindley's death is the fact that she left millions to a mad scientist who plans to use the endowment to melt the polar ice caps...I love, I mean love, the smell of nail polish...CB radio enthusiasts take note: My CNN "Larry King Live" show is now simulcast nightly on channel 19...Those long distance phone cards make dandy collectibles...The Dubya Administration is growing concerned about former Secretary of State Madaleine Albright's frequent drunken calls to the White House switchboard demanding that she be nominated for the post of Secretary of Malt Liquor Acquisition...You look up the word "delicious" in a dictionary, you get a picture of Burt Ward in a tunic...Whoever invented salt is a genius!...When you're broken down on the side of the road with a dead battery, there's no better sight in the world than seeing Dirk Benedict show up with a pair of jumper cables...Is Tangiers really a place?...If I were the commissioner of that new WUSA women's soccer league, the first thing that goes are the bras.