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This week on 
Larry King Live:
Monday:
Alan Greenspan
Tuesday:
Blacula
Wednesday:
Guy who thought "Pearl Harbor" was a "total chick flick"
Thursday:
A Weeble 
Friday:
JoAnne Worley
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Congrats to ABC "World News Tonight" anchor Peter Jennings for finally passing his G.E.D. test. I knew you could do it, buddy!...The so-called "experts" think his cousin Scott is an acting legend, however I consider Jimmy Baio the most talented member of his clan...My all-time favorite dance continues to be "The Batusi"...Do middle-aged hags still sit around drinking General Foods International Coffee and sharing fantasies of swarthy Italian guys doing them?...I swear I saw a jar with a hand in it next to the olives inside Christopher Walken's refrigerator...If Rue McClanahan's doing the scratching, I've got an itch...Build me a treehouse...I've looked at Judy Collins from both sides now and she's still a dog...Did Skylab fall to Earth yet?...Lily Tomlin's relentless stalking of former Buffalo Bills head coach Marv Levy has friends concerned...The worst part of making a lot of money (like me) is when the Rexall downtown refuses to cash your paycheck...Dogs don't come any meaner than "Cujo"...How come people in Brazil don't speak Brazilian?, Just asking, gang...People who say "yeppers!" lose me right away...Until my local karaoke bar adds "I Touch Myself" to the selections, I ain't singing...Wouldn't we all be happier if February was wiped off the calendar year?...Most folks favor his "Saturday Evening Post" covers, but I much prefer Norman Rockwell's erotic "slice-of-life" covers for "Screw"...Bill Kurtis' recent A&E "Investigative Reports" piece about Michael Palin's efforts to terrorize the world with a 20-story reanimated robot of Edmund Muskie was spellbinding television...A chick in a tuxedo, now that's hot!...Why doesn't Orville Redenbacker's "grandson" just out himself already?...I truly believe that the Seventh Day Adventists are trying to control our minds via Etch-A-Sketches...After George Carlin was a guest on my CNN "Larry King Live" show, our studio was infested with chiggers...If the late actor Donald Pleasance ever shows up at your house wearing priest garb and warning you to "get out!," you'd best heed his warning...Greek letters are all Greek to me...If The Hudson Brothers couldn't stay together, do the rest of us even have a chance?...Are top fashion models excused from having to say "cheese" when they pose for pictures?...The whole internet thing has gone too far!: Paramount is currently filming "Ebay: The Movie". Robert Zemeckis is directing. Joey Bishop and Chasity Bono star...The former Shah of Iran tells me that Jim Jones' Kool-Aid parties are one of the few delights in hell...Whoever invented pillaging is a genius!...Spotted: Catherine Deneuve buying Pyrex at a Wal-Mart in Columbus, Ohio...Among friends, Paula Zahn is known as "The Latex Queen"...Are you gonna finish those onion rings?...You haven't lived until you've been in "The Lyons Den" with Jeffrey Lyons...I hear that The Crocodile Hunter and Joan Kennedy are dating up a storm...Herblock's political cartoons are a bona-fide hoot, but the man simply cannot draw...I beg to differ with Darwin as per the evolving from apes thing. I think we came from lemurs...Doesn't Anita Bryant make nipple rings suddenly fasionable?...Is that Michael Flatley guy "The Lord of the Dance" or "The Lord of the Rings"? I keep getting that mixed up...Kudos to the producers of HBO's "Taxicab Confessions" for their recent Peabody Award win.